Hello, Timothy Ward here. Thanks for dropping by. I thought I'd just take a moment and tell you a little bit about my humor column 'I Never Said I Was Normal' in a desperate attempt to get you to subscribe.

I started writing 'I Never Said I Was Normal' in early 2005 after my three previous columns and ezines flopped. I needed some kind of outlet and it was either keep writing or develop an eating disorder and I have never been fond of binging or purging so I started writing another column.

I wish I could sum up in one paragraph what my column is generally about. Unfortunately, I can't do that because every week I write about whatever pops into my mind at the time. So I guess you'll just have to subscribe and find out for yourself.

Be sure to take a look around the rest of the website and read some of my other articles. Stop by the forum and leave me a message if you get a chance. Whatever you do, thanks for checking me out.